‘Navy Seal’ Embarrassed After Bragging About Porn Star Girlfriend

The typical love story between a Navy Seal and his girlfriend is usually a sweet and endearing one. It goes something along the lines of this: A handsome military man in his dress blues falls in love with a beautiful girl. He then finds out he is about to get deployed to bravely fight for his country…His loyal girlfriend patiently waits for him, and then when he returns the two continue their love, which then turns into marriage, and then a baby carriage.

Voila! The two live happily ever after.

Unfortunately, something wen’t completely wrong in the love story between this Navy Seal and his porn star girlfriend.

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This particular love story sounded more like this: A man falls in love with a girl, posts it on social media, calls himself “the most alpha on 4chan”, gets completely embarrassed once he learns the truth about his girlfriend, and then breaks up with her.

This story is interesting enough to elaborate on, so let’s start from the beginning.

A few months ago, a Navy Seal posted on social media anonymously saying, ”Rate me and my gf /pol/, just finished navy seals training in this pic. Currently on vacation in Scandanavia. I’m the most alpha on 4chan.”.

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The statement, which was obviously arrogant, was bound to lure in criticism from all over, but no one would have expected that this post would have led to this couple’s ultimate demise.

Some initially noted that the man in the photo is wearing an Army uniform, potentially discrediting his claim to have completed Navy Seal training.

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As time progressed though, the post started to receive even more criticism, only this time it was a little more personal.

The posts all started to bash his girlfriend, and it didn’t take long for the Navy Seal to put two-and-two together. Comment after comment led him to realize that all of the anonymous posts insinuated that the general public had seen his girlfriend somewhere else before.

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Unfortunately for him, it turned out that his girlfriend was actually a porn star for “Girls Do Porn Television”, and everyone on social media knew this.

This piece of information wasn’t difficult to confirm due to two reasons: First, Selena Green-Vargas didn’t have an alias name for her porn star identity; and second, she also didn’t change her outfit between the time she said goodbye to her boyfriend and the time she shot her next porno.

Naturally, comments continued to flood the Navy Seal’s post, and some pictures were also sent to him.

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He was rightfully embarrassed, primarily at the fact that he tried to boast about his new girlfriend when everyone knew that she was a porn star. When the Navy Seal got the guts to respond back to the comments, he claimed that he already knew about his girlfriend’s past and that they were working through it together.

He also threatened to contact the police if the profanity and unnecessary posts continued to flood his feed.

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What the poor Navy Seal didn’t know was that his girlfriend probably went straight to shoot a porno after she said goodbye to him—because, you know, her attire stayed the same. Makes sense, doesn’t it?

Needless to say, this was the last straw for the overtly distressed Navy Seal. He ended up breaking up with his porn star girlfriend.

Although we can’t be positive, we don’t foresee him going public on any of his other relationships from this point onward.



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